Shhh. Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later. Grumpy Bastard Coaster.

Name: Shhh. Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later. Grumpy Bastard Coaster.
Brand: Disrupted Industries
SKU: COA-HAR-GB-SCFYSSL
Price: 9.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

$9.95

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Start your morning with priorities in order — coffee first, chaos later.

The Shhh. Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later. Grumpy Bastard Coaster is the ultimate sidekick for those who need caffeine before conversation. Designed for the chronically unimpressed (and unapologetically honest), this coaster adds a healthy dose of sarcasm to your daily brew.

Durable, funny, and unbothered — it’s perfect for home, the office, or anywhere people might try to talk to you before your first cup.

Pair it with the Shhh. Coffee First. Grumpy Bastard Mug for a matching set that says it all, so you don’t have to.

Key Features:

Perfect Gift Idea
Durable and easy to clean
Made in Australia
10cm x 10cm
3.17mm thick hardboard coaster
Premium Gloss finish
Cork Back
Great gift for the grump in your life

We hope you’ll love your Luna & Soul pieces as much as we do. But if something isn’t quite right, our easy returns process ensures you can shop with complete peace of mind.
We happily offer an exchange, replacement or full refund on all full-priced items returned within 28 days of purchase — provided they’re unworn, in original condition and have all tags attached.

Please note that sale items are not eligible for refunds, but they can be returned for a credit note to use on your next mindful purchase.

Our goal is to make sure you feel confident and supported in every step of your Luna & Soul journey.

All sizes are approximate and all lengths measured in centimetre (cm).

Please refer to individual product page for detailed information of specific style and their fit.

TOPS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Bust cm	78 - 82	82 - 86	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 98	98 - 102	102 - 107	107 - 113	113 - 119	119 - 125	125 - 131
Waist cm	62 - 66	66 - 70	70 - 74	74 - 78	78 - 82.5	82.5 - 87.5	87.5 - 93	93 - 99	99 - 105	105 - 111	111 - 117.5
Low hip cm	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 97.5	97.5 - 100.5	105.5 - 103.5	103.5 - 106.5	106.5 - 110.5	110.5 - 115.5	115.5 - 120.5	120.5 - 125.5	125.5 -131

BOTTOMS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Waist cm	62 - 66	66 - 70	70 - 74	74 - 78	78 - 82.5	82.5 - 87.5	87.5 - 93	93 - 99	99 - 105	105 - 111	111 - 117.5
Low hip cm	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 97.5	97.5 - 100.5	105.5 - 103.5	103.5 - 106.5	106.5 - 110.5	110.5 - 115.5	115.5 - 120.5	120.5 - 125.5	125.5 - 131
Inside leg length cm	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78

BRAS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Bust cm	78 - 82	82 - 86	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 98	98 - 102	102 - 107	107 - 113	113 - 119	119 - 125	125 - 131
Underbust	-62	63 - 67	68 - 72	73 - 77	78 - 82	83 - 87	88 - 92	93 - 97	98 - 102	103 - 107	104 - 108

Need help to find the best fit? Talk to our our Luna & Soul team

hello@lunaandsoul.com.au

Care Guide

Since we haven’t used any chemical toxins we recommend treating our garments with a little extra care. All our garments can be washed with similar colours at 30 degrees. They don’t like to be soaked, tumble dried or bleached. You may iron them on a low heat. Please do not dry clean.

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