Shhh Coffee First Grumpy Bastard Mug

Name: Shhh Coffee First Grumpy Bastard Mug
Brand: Disrupted Industries
SKU: MUG-GB-SCF
Price: 29.95 AUD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

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Because mornings are hard — and people are harder.

The Shhh Coffee First Grumpy Bastard Mug is made for those who need caffeine before conversation. With its blunt, brutally honest message, this mug does all the talking for you (so you don’t have to).

Perfect for anyone who values peace, quiet and a strong brew before facing the day. Whether it’s your morning mantra or a subtle warning to coworkers, this mug is your ultimate sidekick in the daily battle against small talk.

Key Features:

Perfect Gift Idea
11oz Ceramic Mug
Gift Boxed
Dishwasher safe
Ideal for the coffee lover who prefers silence over chatter

We hope you’ll love your Luna & Soul pieces as much as we do. But if something isn’t quite right, our easy returns process ensures you can shop with complete peace of mind.
We happily offer an exchange, replacement or full refund on all full-priced items returned within 28 days of purchase — provided they’re unworn, in original condition and have all tags attached.

Please note that sale items are not eligible for refunds, but they can be returned for a credit note to use on your next mindful purchase.

Our goal is to make sure you feel confident and supported in every step of your Luna & Soul journey.

All sizes are approximate and all lengths measured in centimetre (cm).

Please refer to individual product page for detailed information of specific style and their fit.

TOPS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Bust cm	78 - 82	82 - 86	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 98	98 - 102	102 - 107	107 - 113	113 - 119	119 - 125	125 - 131
Waist cm	62 - 66	66 - 70	70 - 74	74 - 78	78 - 82.5	82.5 - 87.5	87.5 - 93	93 - 99	99 - 105	105 - 111	111 - 117.5
Low hip cm	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 97.5	97.5 - 100.5	105.5 - 103.5	103.5 - 106.5	106.5 - 110.5	110.5 - 115.5	115.5 - 120.5	120.5 - 125.5	125.5 -131

BOTTOMS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Waist cm	62 - 66	66 - 70	70 - 74	74 - 78	78 - 82.5	82.5 - 87.5	87.5 - 93	93 - 99	99 - 105	105 - 111	111 - 117.5
Low hip cm	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 97.5	97.5 - 100.5	105.5 - 103.5	103.5 - 106.5	106.5 - 110.5	110.5 - 115.5	115.5 - 120.5	120.5 - 125.5	125.5 - 131
Inside leg length cm	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78	78

BRAS	XS	S		M		L		XL		XXL
EUR	34	36	38	40	42	44	46	48	50	52	54
AUS / UK	6	8	10	12	14	16	18	20	22	24	26
US	2	4		6		8		10		12
Bust cm	78 - 82	82 - 86	86 - 90	90 - 94	94 - 98	98 - 102	102 - 107	107 - 113	113 - 119	119 - 125	125 - 131
Underbust	-62	63 - 67	68 - 72	73 - 77	78 - 82	83 - 87	88 - 92	93 - 97	98 - 102	103 - 107	104 - 108

Need help to find the best fit? Talk to our our Luna & Soul team

hello@lunaandsoul.com.au

Care Guide

Since we haven’t used any chemical toxins we recommend treating our garments with a little extra care. All our garments can be washed with similar colours at 30 degrees. They don’t like to be soaked, tumble dried or bleached. You may iron them on a low heat. Please do not dry clean.

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